April 2012
fan #1: wow harry skipped that word in the solo what should we do about it to make him feel better
fan#2: let's trend "poor harry" on twitter that should make him feel good about himself
fan #1: yeah great idea let's do it i bet he'll love it
me: why
jesus: would
virgin mary: you
paul higgins: do
12 apostles: that
if 1D gets slimed...
harry: wut
louis: wut
liam: wut...aww
niall: WOOOHOOOOOOOO
zayn: THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING GUCCI YOU FUCKING CUNTS YOU MESSED UP MY FUCKING HAIR BITCHES GONNA PAY FOR THIS SHIT
March 2012
types of boys
facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: make me a sandwich hoe
